Halloween laments.....

Don't get me wrong, Hallowe'en is probably my favorite holiday around. A feeling that I share with just about everybody. I just feel that this beloved holiday has unfortunately turned into a lame-o event. Bloody aliens, goth faces, sexy devils...bleagh!

Look how cool and creepy these images are...



The following images are disturbing. But not because they're scary. Quite the contrary, they're simply stupid looking. Since when does lame costumes, bucket loads of gore and blood equal fear?

These people are so BAD ASS! Ahh, look a hot gal dressed up as a sexy doll.

ooOOOOoooo. Scary huh?

Don't misunderstand me, I love it when people dress up. But please, have a little imagination. Here's one last cool image to linger on...

More to come!

Sounds kinda sketchy to me...

Looking at this pic for some reason makes me feel queasy. I don't know all the details but it seems like a deal has been struck regarding the "bailout" we need. I know we're in a bad way financially, and there's mucho trouble with the housing market. But I can't help thinking that these guys pictured are gonna profit quite a bit off this deal.


Think about it, these guys will most likely be gone in around 10-15 years, maybe sooner. Why would they care if we and our grandchildren are still paying off this debt? A bunch of devils scheming for money I call 'em!

Would Sarah Palin shoot Bigfoot?

Yup.
If it's cute, furry and breathes, that savage Palin is most likely to blow it to smithereens. Thankfully, Bigfoot is smarter than her. And in honor of that, somebody out there was smart enough to stabilize the famous Patterson footage. Take a look. It seems as if this particular bigfoot is a girl bigfoot! Notice her dainty, petite footsies??

Thanks boing boing and Lemonodor Auxiliary

update:

NNOOOOOO! It ain't true!!

'Course it's not! I mean, it's the Weekly World News that reported it. Right?

Me no like Palin...no sir.

Why don't I like her? Well, there's a number of reasons. The biggie for me is that she supports hunting animals for sport. What a barbarian. In this day and age, it's hard for me to believe that schmucks like her (and there's a lot of them) like to kill innocent animals for the sake of fun. Mrs. Palin...you disgust me.

On a similar note, she also supports the war in Iraq. I wonder if her viewpoint will change if something happens, God forbid, to her son? I don't wish that, but it's hard not to ask that question...

Want to know more about this awful woman? Yo, check it all out here..

The REAL bigfoot.

In honor of all the monster sightings out there, I thought I should post this...

To me, this is what Mr. 'Quatch looks like!!

Me hate poachers

This eagle got most of her beak shot off by some heartless poacher. Luckily, someone found her (starving) and was later fitted with a fake upper beak.

It's enough to make one loose faith in humanity doesn't it?

Here's the link.

DISGUSTING!

I guess Disney felt like they had to make a lame-o DVD release of Tinkerbell and her stupid, fairy friends. Where's the wheelchair-bound fairy?